please enjoy the tale of “Zombie Donald Trump” by ConJay

Political science, hell life in general, has proved how parents can influence a child’s mind especially when it comes to politics/current events. In my house, however, it only proofs we have way too many electronics on at any given after reading a school project written by my son, "ConJay."

The imagination of a child is a wonderful thing and my son amazes me every day, especially when it comes to storytelling. So when I was checking out his latest stack of school work and I saw a cover that stated “this is not school appropriate” I smacked my head and pulled out the paperwork in a completely hazardous fashion, as is it was going to explode upon touch.

As a side note to this story, my son has Aspberger’s and we were once told by his Pre-K teacher he has no imagination or creativity and how it may affect him later in life.

So as I read the fictional short story of current events by young ConJay, my eyes began to tear and chuckled immediately. I glossed over the spelling & punctuation corrections as I know some of those are caused by the wonderful interweb sites and memes we as adults so enjoy, yet apparently the teacher lacks a sense of humor. For example "doges" is a meme character that is a dog as well has "Justin Beaver" whom of course if reference for Justin Beiber.

I must share this because well it’s damn funny (yes I’m biased), plus shows how current events and how we influence those around us.
Now please enjoy the tale of “Zombie Donald Trump”

Role reversal!! Funny people complaining about something Donnie said/did 10-15-20 years ago and those that are defending him could equate 1992-today about Billy Clinton. If Clinton was inappropriate and not the man to represent US for his actions, why is Donnie ok today? Or let's flip the supporter role, if Billy was ok then why is Donnie bad today

Seriously think about it.

I'm not defending either individual for their past faults, we all have them in one form or another. I'm seeing a lot of hypocrisy, scratch that i see tons/loads/avalanche of hypocrisy by so many political talking heads and supporters of both sides of the aisle on the subject of Billie's zipper and Donnie's mouth.

The childish comeback of "well 'so-so' did it, then so can i" holds zero water, so when you're called out on being a hypocrite, suck it up and put on your big boy/girl pants.

Yes Billie screwed around and many fault Hillary for sticking with him, but haven't there been many political spouses that around regardless of their moralistic path? Simple answer is yes, yet most have been on the Right side of the aisle.

As I said the other day, Donnie needs to STFU(!) and stick with policy talk. However that will never happen becomes he loves the attention, loves the spotlight, loves being the talk of the town, loves being "that guy." And he will never be silent, which is his biggest flaw.

We don't know what we will get with a Donnie presidency, it's all hypothetical and guesstimation by all. But the same was said about Billy 20 some odd years ago and I know many people on both sides of the political coin who would've enjoyed a third Billy term as he was able to work with Congress, things got done, checking accounts were happy, stock market rolled uphill and we still survived.

Who knew that since 2008, Sen John McCain was one of the original birthers?

Well that's what we're led to believe in The Daily Beast article by Yashar Ali (linked below) which he is led to believe by the Trump Organization's biography of its founder, Donald Trump.

Can we stop with the birther crap please, I beg of you, stop!!!!!

The Big "O" ain't running for a third term and a Hillary first term won't equate to one either so basically Obama is a known factor. Well only in the mindset that you're tired of 8 years of Democratic executive action or lack there of.

The regurgitated birther argument does nothing in this election cycle, it holds zero water. We need to be focusing on policy and not that Donnie runs around like real life version of Victor Newman and hiring private eyes and security teams to scour the world for proof of Obama's birth, regardless that was in the State of Hawaii.

Yet the latest chapter of birthering claims that McCain and Hillary are the original birthers because "they failed to never question Obama's on his birth certificate."

WTF?

The logic of this claim is mind-numbing. So my guess is that McCain and Hillary planted the birther seed but never got their hands dirty, so it took someone with guts and patriotism like Donnie to go forth and find the truth.

Um people we do know that Donnie is fanatical about having his name in headlines 24/7 and will say & do anything to be there.

Call it a falsehood, Pinocchio, or how about just plain old bullshit, regardless with a about a month to go Donnie needs to shut up/nut up and talk about policy, not anything that pops up in 'lil Donnie's head.

A Colorado mom took her disabled child to a Trump rally..... Please there are no jokes here, but her story shows how some supporters are giving merit to the stereotyping of the ignorant Donnie supporter. This story has yet to go into the MSM reporting, but has been reported on a local level and even made the smaller partisan interweb sites. If it were not reported on a local level, I would've waved my hand to it.

As the story goes, Ms Mau is the mother of a disabled child and an undecided voter. She is not supporting either Hillary or Donnie, but wanted to attend a Donnie rally to experience for herself and not live by the soundbites so many thrive by. So with daughter in tow she made her way to local rally.

While sitting in a section for those that are disabled for 20 minutes, she felt she had heard enough and decided to leave, not causing a commotion on her exit until she was asked why she was leaving by another attendee in her section. Struck by such a question she promptly answered "why are you here, he makes fun of people like you" And that's where the story makes its dramatic turn.

As Ms Mau was led away by Secret Service, wait why Secret Service and not Event Security, she was followed by two groups; those that were in the same thought as her and those too heckle her as she trotted off. As Ms Mau states "She was screaming and yelling at me, saying that if I loved my daughter I would vote for Trump and I need to get educated because he didn't mock somebody on purpose."

OK stop right there, on purpose or not, mocking anyone with a disability is completely wrong and a groveling plea of forgiveness just ain't enough in my book. As a father of a child on the Autism Spectrum and for many years prior, I truly hate when people use the term "retarded" in any use. So I guess Sarah Palin and I have something in common, except she gives the ok for certain parties to use the term, such as Rush Limbaugh.

As I stated in the opening paragraph, it's these type of people that pigeon hole ALL. Not all Donnie supporters are "deplorable" to steal a line from Hillary. There are many that are upstanding individuals and I refuse to throw everyone into one basket. The same goes for Hillary supporters as well. Yet it's easier to make a point to lump everyone together that is completely in the wrong.

For Ms Mau's experience, I hope she doesn't lump all as one and is able to segregate the idiots from the rest.

It seems several times a year, especially when we near Christmas time, there's a story of an irate parent foaming at the mouth about 'lil Timmy or Susie learning about religions other than just Christianity in their Social Studies class. Let me correct myself, it's only one religion, Islam, that has these parents wagging their finger and running to the nearest news crew.

STFU!

We never hear from about a Jewish parent upset of their child learning about Islam, why is that?

So the latest bitch and moan comes out of Kingsport, Tennessee where a mother declared the teaching of Islam in her 7th grade daughter's Social Studies class was a violation of her religious belief. This leads me to question Mommie Dearest by asking had the other religions taught not done the same as well?

Religion of any sort has shaped regions and caused major wars throughout World History. Why shouldn't children learn this, after all, too many Christianity helped shape the early US beginnings.

Are parents truly concerned that their child will become sympathetic or decide to convert to Islam after a few hours in the classroom? Well dammit, you better petition to stop American History classes from teaching of Salem, Mass or some kid might become sympathetic to witches and decide to turn to Wicca.

Look I get it, Islam is a horrible deplorable vicious religion or so we're told in Social Media and certain Talking heads. It's a hated religion by many. But maybe it's those that pervert the religion that should be hated and not the religion, especially if you personally are not properly educated about it. Because you cannot honestly tell me no one has ever perverted the Christian religion in their own disturbed way and caused harmed towards others.

So if two things are guaranteed; death and taxes, and Donnie was able to cheat taxes can he cheat death?

Ok I know he didn't cheat on his taxes but was able to use existing tax laws and loopholes to his advantage. Anyone would, hell I know people who bicker at work trying to figure out more deductions and such.

But I'm still surprised that 4 days later I have not heard whispers of Flat/ Fair tax reasoning as a better alternative since Congress can never agree on tax reform and fight on loopholes.

I give Pence kudos... He acted more presidential then his running mate.. He knew how to absorb attacks, dust off and go back into the chaos.. He also showed how to calmly lay some smack down without looking like a pompous ass..

I hope Kelly Anne Conway and Co took notes for Donnie for Sunday night town hall style debate